Are you a self-righteous political correctness crusader? Looking for the next big thing to get all outraged over? Do you plan on being highly offended by this book?

Remember, just because YOU find dead baby jokes insensitive and offensive doesn't mean you have the right to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Think of it this way: Just because you have a nut allergy, you don't get to ruin the Peanuts movie for everyone else.

These are just jokes. Terribly tasteless jokes. But just jokes nonetheless. You know, Freedom of Speech and what not. No actual babies were harmed during the making of this book.

So don't get your politically correct panties in a knot, princess. Relax, take a deep breath, and allow yourself to laugh.

I won't tell anybody what a sick puppy you are. It'll be our little secret.

It's ok to laugh at terrible jokes. Really. (More about that at the end of this book.)